Emoticon Men? Fine, but I’m drawing the line at the Lolcat Squat.
I have the weirdest dreams when I eat Polish food too close to bed time.
Sesame Street took a new direction when they realized Katy Perry’s low cut top got them their highest ratings ever.
Smoking makes Superman angry.
“Selling my new line of Fallout Chic clothing. Lead-lined is the new black.”
The problem with Batman’s new super-tech armor was, once he was dead, he was just too damn heavy to move.
Antarctic Man is once again perplexed by the repeated invasion of penguins into his territory.
Rainbow Bright will always be there to save the day.
This is not the best way to introduce your partner to you S&M fetish.
